Catharine Amanda Sowards's Aliases
Your movie star name: Oreos Howard
Your fashion designer name is Catharine Berlin
Your socialite name is Tina Vegas
Your fly girl / guy name is C Sow
Your detective name is Cat Providence
Your barfly name is KitKat Vodka Collins
Your soap opera name is Amanda Vanowen
Your rock star name is Jelly Belly Porsche
Your star wars name is Catjer Sowdon
Your punk rock band name is The Reflective Egg Beater
I think Oreos Howard is a just-plain-silly name for a movie star. Come on ahready. On the other hand, I am actually thinking of forming a punk rock band called Jelly Belly Porsche and the Reflective Egg Beaters. I wasn't before, but I am now. And I think that "Amanda Vanowen" makes a better socialite name than "Tina Vegas." If "Tina Vegas" is a socialite, it's because she seduced the son of a wealthy family, got herself knocked up and insisted on a shotgun wedding, lest she go to the tabloids and sully their old-money family name (which I still insist is "Vanowen.") I'm digging the idea of a female private detective named "Cat Providence." I may have to write some noir short stories, just to breathe life into the name. And I'll be a Star Wars character named "Catjer Sowdon," but only if it's preceded by the title "Ambassador."
But let's get one thing straight, right here, right now. My fly girl name will never be "C Sow." Are we clear here? Good. Now.
I have to go now and find a bar, so I can randomly introduce myself as "KitKat Vodka Collins." I'll let you know what happens.