Wednesday, October 12, 2005

A Me By Any Other Name

Catharine Amanda Sowards's Aliases

Your movie star name: Oreos Howard

Your fashion designer name is Catharine Berlin

Your socialite name is Tina Vegas

Your fly girl / guy name is C Sow

Your detective name is Cat Providence

Your barfly name is KitKat Vodka Collins

Your soap opera name is Amanda Vanowen

Your rock star name is Jelly Belly Porsche

Your star wars name is Catjer Sowdon

Your punk rock band name is The Reflective Egg Beater

I think Oreos Howard is a just-plain-silly name for a movie star. Come on ahready. On the other hand, I am actually thinking of forming a punk rock band called Jelly Belly Porsche and the Reflective Egg Beaters. I wasn't before, but I am now. And I think that "Amanda Vanowen" makes a better socialite name than "Tina Vegas." If "Tina Vegas" is a socialite, it's because she seduced the son of a wealthy family, got herself knocked up and insisted on a shotgun wedding, lest she go to the tabloids and sully their old-money family name (which I still insist is "Vanowen.") I'm digging the idea of a female private detective named "Cat Providence." I may have to write some noir short stories, just to breathe life into the name. And I'll be a Star Wars character named "Catjer Sowdon," but only if it's preceded by the title "Ambassador."

But let's get one thing straight, right here, right now. My fly girl name will never be "C Sow." Are we clear here? Good. Now.

I have to go now and find a bar, so I can randomly introduce myself as "KitKat Vodka Collins." I'll let you know what happens.



  1. Tina Vegas would make a good hooker name. I'll have to keep that in mind should things go south for me.
    Anyway...I knew I liked you girl! A fellow Scorpio. We bitches have to stick together. Love us, hate us...just DON'T piss us off.
    What fun thing will you be doing for your 25th birthday. Again.

  2. I'll take the day off from work, but I do still have to go to class. I'm one of those "princess"-types who expects to be waited on for her birthday. I never work on my birthday, I get to eat anything I want, and everyone has to be nice to me and indulge me. The professor will be lucky if I don't show up in my jammies.

    When's your princess day?


  3. The 20th of Nov. Although it is hard to play "princess" when your husband buys you "chore toys". You know...vacume cleaners, sewing machines (when I don't sew. Or clean for that matter. Hmm. Is there a hint in there. No matter)I think I'll buy myself a facial or something. I like this princess idea. Can't believe I've never tried it!