Wednesday, February 15, 2006

You're As Young As You Feel... On Mars.

It seems I had two important birthdays this past November. My Earth birthday, which took place on November 2, 2005 at 10:42pm, PST, rendered me forty-seven. But I don't feel forty-seven. I've been told I don't look forty-seven. I'm always appalled when 60-year-old men approach me as of I'm datable, and it feels like I'm looking at my grandfather. (Sorry, guys, but.... Ew.)

I'm thinking that, perhaps its because of the other birthday. See, if I were still living on the planet Mars, one week after my Earth birthday, I would have celebrated my Mars birthday, on November 9, 2005, at 4:31 am. There would have been a mere twenty-five candles on my little cake. Of course, due to the lack of atmosphere on Mars, they wouldn't have stayed lit for very long. But its the thought that counts. And I feel much closer to twenty-five than I do to forty-seven (though I'm pretty sure I look closer to forty-seven than I do to twenty-five).

All of this comes courtesy of Timeanddate.com, a nifty little website that computers dates and times and breaks birthdays down to seconds and minutes. I turned a billion seconds old last July... so very depressing. But not nearly so depressing as realizing that there are 1,071 days until a new President is inaugurated on January 21, 2009.*

So, go see how old you are. Maybe you're do for a landmark birthday on some other planet. (I've always wanted to see Jupiter in the spring).

~C~

* Assuming there are no Presidential impeachments, resignations, or hunting trips with Dick Cheney, that is.

6 comments:

  1. how can u be 47 if i am only 25??? I think WOMEN are from mars-- men are from HELL!! hahahahahahha--

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  2. Oh, God... get over it. It's really pathetic when women rushing headlong into middle age can't seem to let go of their adolescence.

    It's okay... we love you, crows feet and all.

    :)

    ~C~

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  3. P.S. On Jupiter, you'd only be three.

    ~C~

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  4. You're not 47. I refuse to accept it because your skin says otherwise. Your skin says you're 32 and that's all I'm going to say about that. But even if you were 47, you're the most amazing kind of 47 there is... The 32-year-old kind. :D

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  5. Sooo.. I guess that makes me the baby sister, doesn't it?

    Tee hee....

    ~C~

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