Thursday, March 15, 2007

By Any Other Name

My friend, Shannon, sent me this "name game" e-mail, and, since she suggested I share it with a "few friends," I figured I'd just post it on the Naked Chicken and be done with it. Here are the names of all my personalities for your amusement (my comments in blue):

1.YOUR PORN STAR NAME: (first pet and current street name):

Duffy Lasaine (no... seriously)

2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (grandfather/grandmother on mother's side first name, favorite candy):

Helen Roca (I'm eating some right now!)

3. YOUR "FLY GIRL/GUY" NAME: (first initial of first name, first three letters of your last name)

C-Sow (oh, hell no!)

4. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite animal, name of high school)

Cat Providence (I so want to do a series of novels now!)

5. YOUR OPPOSITE SEX NAME: (name of dad/mom, cell phone Company you use):

Jack Verizon (Can you hear me now?)

7. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (daily prescription medicine, make of car)

Buproprion Hyundai (Clearly on the side of the Empire)

8. SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, street you grew up on):

Amanda Vanowen (note to self: Future nomme de plume)

9. YOUR FASHION DESIGNER NAME: (first word you see on your left, favorite restaurant)

Harper Marmalade (That's The House of Marmalade to you peons!)

10. YOUR KUNG FU NAME: (favorite mineral, favorite animal)

Obsidian Cat ("I must kill you now, Wong Lee, to avenge my family's death!")

So these are my names. I think this just about covers all the little people living inside me. Except for Edna, of course, but we rarely talk to or about her. That girl is NUTS!

~C~

5 comments:

  1. Hi, I really enjoyed reading your blog. Was wondering if you
    would like to add it to my directory? http://www.weblog-index.com

    Thanks, Shelly

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  2. I sent you mine by email cause they were a little too odd to share with the entire world... you certainly are a busy blogger... why so many? Just curious - and what are the toes about? Hmmm.

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  3. 1.YOUR PORN STAR NAME: (first pet and current street name):

    Heidi Morning Glory (Starring in MORNING WOOD!)

    2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (grandfather/grandmother on mother's side first name, favorite candy):

    Lottie Truffle (That's another ADULT movie name)

    3. YOUR "FLY GIRL/GUY" NAME: (first initial of first name, first three letters of your last name)

    R-Tho (Sounds like a pesticide. Pesticide Records PRESENTS...)

    4. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite animal, name of high school)

    Monkey Aldine (I guess if the detective thing doesn't work out there is still porn...)

    5. YOUR OPPOSITE SEX NAME: (name of dad/mom, cell phone Company you use):

    Ronnie Verizon (I knew we were related!!)

    7. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (daily prescription medicine, make of car)

    Mega Woman Ford (Killed in the first episode)

    8. SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, street you grew up on):

    Kay Cardiff (Finally..something worthy of personlized stationary!)

    9. YOUR FASHION DESIGNER NAME: Opaque Brown Pelican (of what? Stockings?)



    10. YOUR KUNG FU NAME: (favorite mineral, favorite animal)

    Calcedony Monkey (just WRONG

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  4. Rhonda, girl... is this you? I like Monkey Aldine. I'd trust a detective named Monkey Aldine. Monkey Aldine would get the damn job done, I can tell you that.

    And as for your porn name... GRRRRLLLL... It's so you.

    ~C~

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  5. It's me. Listen. This little quiz has CHANGED MY LIFE. Seriously? I have read "What color is your parachute" I have had career counseling. I just can never figure out what to be "when I grow up".
    This quiz has shown me that I am CLEARLY meant for porn. Every single thing in my life has pointed to a porn star name. Therefore..I must follow my destiny.
    I'm off to buy lube at Sam's Club!

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