My friend, Shannon, sent me this "name game" e-mail, and, since she suggested I share it with a "few friends," I figured I'd just post it on the Naked Chicken and be done with it. Here are the names of all my personalities for your amusement (my comments in blue):1.YOUR PORN STAR NAME: (first pet and current street name):
Duffy Lasaine (no... seriously)
2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (grandfather/grandmother on mother's side first name, favorite candy):
Helen Roca (I'm eating some right now!)
3. YOUR "FLY GIRL/GUY" NAME: (first initial of first name, first three letters of your last name)
C-Sow (oh, hell no!)
4. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite animal, name of high school)
Cat Providence (I so want to do a series of novels now!)
5. YOUR OPPOSITE SEX NAME: (name of dad/mom, cell phone Company you use):
Jack Verizon (Can you hear me now?)
7. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (daily prescription medicine, make of car)
Buproprion Hyundai (Clearly on the side of the Empire)
8. SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, street you grew up on):
Amanda Vanowen (note to self: Future nomme de plume)
9. YOUR FASHION DESIGNER NAME: (first word you see on your left, favorite restaurant)
Harper Marmalade (That's The House of Marmalade to you peons!)
10. YOUR KUNG FU NAME: (favorite mineral, favorite animal)
Obsidian Cat ("I must kill you now, Wong Lee, to avenge my family's death!")
So these are my names. I think this just about covers all the little people living inside me. Except for Edna, of course, but we rarely talk to or about her. That girl is NUTS!
~C~
I sent you mine by email cause they were a little too odd to share with the entire world... you certainly are a busy blogger... why so many? Just curious - and what are the toes about? Hmmm.
ReplyDelete1.YOUR PORN STAR NAME: (first pet and current street name):
ReplyDeleteHeidi Morning Glory (Starring in MORNING WOOD!)
2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (grandfather/grandmother on mother's side first name, favorite candy):
Lottie Truffle (That's another ADULT movie name)
3. YOUR "FLY GIRL/GUY" NAME: (first initial of first name, first three letters of your last name)
R-Tho (Sounds like a pesticide. Pesticide Records PRESENTS...)
4. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite animal, name of high school)
Monkey Aldine (I guess if the detective thing doesn't work out there is still porn...)
5. YOUR OPPOSITE SEX NAME: (name of dad/mom, cell phone Company you use):
Ronnie Verizon (I knew we were related!!)
7. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (daily prescription medicine, make of car)
Mega Woman Ford (Killed in the first episode)
8. SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, street you grew up on):
Kay Cardiff (Finally..something worthy of personlized stationary!)
9. YOUR FASHION DESIGNER NAME: Opaque Brown Pelican (of what? Stockings?)
10. YOUR KUNG FU NAME: (favorite mineral, favorite animal)
Calcedony Monkey (just WRONG
Rhonda, girl... is this you? I like Monkey Aldine. I'd trust a detective named Monkey Aldine. Monkey Aldine would get the damn job done, I can tell you that.
ReplyDeleteAnd as for your porn name... GRRRRLLLL... It's so you.
~C~
It's me. Listen. This little quiz has CHANGED MY LIFE. Seriously? I have read "What color is your parachute" I have had career counseling. I just can never figure out what to be "when I grow up".
ReplyDeleteThis quiz has shown me that I am CLEARLY meant for porn. Every single thing in my life has pointed to a porn star name. Therefore..I must follow my destiny.
I'm off to buy lube at Sam's Club!