Okay, so maybe not all icky... some boys aren't completely icky. Not entirely, anyway. As far as we know.
In fact, the proportion of ickiness of certain select members of the male sex is, at present, far from proven, and, I believe, requires further intense study in order to determine the answer definitively.
I shall take this study firmly in hand and attempt to ascertain myself the precise proportion of icky to pretty-freakin'-fabulous by observing at close range a sampling of the target population. This will not be an easy project. It might involve great personal peril. There could very well be unforeseen dangers to which I will be subjected. Still, no sacrifice is too great for the furtherance of genuine scientific knowledge and the edification of humanity.
Wish me luck.
~C~
its very selfless of you to venture out to discover the less than icky side of boys-- i myself havent seen it yet-- pillage and research for the good of all woman kind...dont forget to mark your territory!
ReplyDeleteThank you. It's rewarding to know that my devotion to clinical research does not go unrecognized.
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Pillage, research... wheeeee.
ReplyDeletegood luck mother
ReplyDeleteUm, how exactly will you be taking this study "firmly in hand"? This sounds like a very up close and personal study.
ReplyDeletePrecise research strategem has not, as yet, been fully determined. I can tell you that I plan to commence with the project sometime shortly after Christmas, when I hope to have an approach fully outlined and ready to apply.
ReplyDeleteA full abstract of my research techniques will be forthcoming in any publication which documents my studies (as per the applicable CBE formatting guidelines for publication of all scientific studies).
(Ouch... I think I just strained my sense of irony.)
~C~
Oh but they are icky - even the ones who are good most of the time. Boys are icky, and we're having a cross-cultural conversation each and every time we lower ourselves to speak to one. Do let me know how your research goes.
ReplyDeleteI refuse to believe that Manpants is ever icky! I'll hear none of it, by golly!
ReplyDelete~C~