Thursday, January 12, 2006

Is This Fair, I Ask You?

Is it fair to ask two children to grow up in a house with a sibling who carries the DNA of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt? No. Really. I'm just praying this baby is boy, because no matter how beautiful little Zahara turns out to be, there's just no way she's going to measure up to any girl child born of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt.

It's not fair. It's just not fair. I'm starting a plastic surgery collection fund for these kids today.



  1. 2faced9:11 AM

    i donate 5 bucks--each

  2. I pity the poor kids who have to go to high school with little Angelradd. Can you imagine the teen angst that perfect little being is going to inspire?